Lance’s Guide to Understanding Cats

I like cats.

Wait, let me correct that, I like certain types of cats.

Although I love all animals, and I’m more of a dog person, some cats are incredibly cool.

I grew up with a dog and two cats, one of each kind actually.

You see, there are two kinds of cats: 1.) Dog-Cats, 2.) Cat-Cats.

Dog-Cats are cats that are cuddly, know their name and come when you call them. Some will even talk to you in their own ‘meowy’ way.

Cat-Cats are elusive, selfish, skittish and only use humans to fill their food bowl.

I have very little patience for Cat-Cats, but will make a Dog-Cat my best friend.

 

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